The name of Reid Trautz's blog post on Reid My Blog is The 2009 Holiday Gift Guide for Lawyers, though realistically you could add "and other nerds" to the end and it would work just as well. I want at least half of these things, too! Particularly Beatles Rock Band, yes, please inform Santa that I want that to appear in my stocking. For the full gift listing along with links to make purchases, click here: The 2009 Holiday Gift Guide for Lawyers
A few of Reid's suggestions:

Nueske’s Applewood-smoked bacon - I know that some are not allowed to have bacon because of religious reasons. However, if your faith does not prevent you from eating bacon and yet you don't like bacon, then there is something seriously wrong with you! Just the picture alone makes me want to go slaughter my own pig. Babe would not stand a chance against me.

The Green Button - This is just a nifty little power-saving gadget that you can get for the nerd in your life that is both economical for the gift giver (only around $20) and economical for the receiver (could theoretically lower utility bills a bit if you habitually leave your computer on). It's a win/win. Plus, it makes you look like you love the Earth, you know, because its 'green' and what not, so you're getting good Karma as well.

REO Speedwagon's Not So Silent Night - Yes, they're back and they've released a Christmas album. The novelty of it alone makes me want it. No more needs to be said.
These are of course just a small sampling of what Reid suggests. You really should go to his blog and check out the full list, there may even be something there for you Star Trek lovers...